Being lazy

TGIF! Very little happened yesterday....went to class, went to LAL's to do some work, LAL was in a mood so very little was said, picked up WB, picked up KD, WB got his first full check and he was itching to cash it. He asked if I could take him somewhere to cash it....uh no it was darn near midnight! Anyways, this prompted my spill on bank accounts and budgeting. I know that like me, if WB has cash in his pocket, he will spend it. So a bank account to save money is needed in his situation. I had said before that I am not the best person to give advice on budgeting, but I do know a lil' sumtin' and definitely know how to survive on a small check. I felt what I said wasn't heard so I gave up for the evening.

Now for the sake of being too lazy to add anymore to the blog......

Here is a forward I thought was cute...

If you like the humor of Steven Wright, you might like these. I love the one about the alphabet song, I never noticed........

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny foryour thoughts?"

Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would bea good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for MissAmerica?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to seeyou naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Or watch a white thing come out of a chicken's behind and think, "that ought to taste good."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell youto smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for you license,are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a silly song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don'tpoint to their "privates" when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours?They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the sametune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your behind?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?