100 things

Awhile back this chick I read named Coley did a post on 100 things people may or may not know about her. Since I have nothing to tell about yesterday except my fears about WB's past my injure their chances of finding a decent place and that KD is still applying for fast food. I just can't seem to explain that her job is a stepping stone to a job with benefits. But you can't tell some people. So anyways let me try and think of 100 things...

1. I was born in Wilimington NC
2. I was 11 pounds 1 oz
3. I have never been small a day in my life
4. I was 22 inches long
5. The doctor who delivered me told my parents I would be a baseball player
6. He also said to skip the milk and buy me a happy meal
7. My parent were wed in January, I was born in July
8. According to mom, they were engaged before I was conceived
9. I don't believe that
10. My earliest memories of my dad where us going to his "friends" houses
11. I still remember my first day of school
12. It was still dark outside and kinda moist
13. I had a small can of potato sticks in my lunchbox
14. My mom and I debated over the potato sticks
15. I wanted to hold them in my hand
16. Mommy wanted them in the box
17. Mommy won
18. One of my first cousins remembers what we where wearing that day
19. I went to 3 different elementary schools
20. I remember watching Sesame Street in class sometimes
21. I remember making my name with beans, glue and construction paper
22. We moved to DC...SE DC
23. That's the closest I lived to the ghetto
24. I got my only 2 black eyes living in DC
25. One was from running through an open hydrant and coliding with God knows what
26. The second was from a older guy from the neighborhood throwing a snowball with a rock in it.
27. Me and him never got along after that
28. Up until then I had a crush on him
29. I remember my dad still taking me with him to see his friends
30. One of his "friends" daughters tried to sex me with a broom handle
31. I caught my parents putting santa's gifts under the tree
32. The idea of santa claus was ruined but I loved the sea monkeys I got that year.
33. I got a polaroid camera too
34. I still got that camera
35. My musical ability came from my fathers side of the family
36. He used to sing to me at night
37. He taught me how to play lil songs on the keyboard
38. That same night he was teaching me, he tried to push my aunts boyfriend(now husband) out the window of my apartment.
39. I saw the fight from start to finish
40. I remember running in the room and crying and my mom came after me and held me
41. I was scared of my father for awhile after that
42. My dad was high
43. Growing up I thought you got high off cigarettes, little did I know daddy was messing with harder stuff
44. I recall the first time my mom taught me how to cook on the stove
45. It was Ramen noodles
46. I at Ramen noodles everyday for about a month after that just so I could use the stove
47. I don't remember us having a microwave in DC
50. I tore the skin off of half my face in a biking accident
51. My peeps didn't take me to the hospital even tho' I blacked out.
52. I was out of school for a month.
53. My cousin could have told me he didn't have no brakes on his bike.
54. We lived on a steep hill (Burbank Street)
55. That same cousin is the closest thing to me having a sibling
56. When I was younger, not even walking, I pulled a cord from the tv and part of the antenna lodged in my head
57. If you look close you can still see the scar
58. According to my family, I have been struck by lightning
59. I don't beleive that
60. Back in NC I had a dog named Black Jack
67. I was dramatized by watching my father kill a chicken
68. I have seen a chicken running around with his neck cut off
69. I have milked cows, gathered eggs and all that country stuff for real
70. My parents divorced in 89
71. I had no clue till about a year later
72. I stayed with my grandparents awhole lot starting in 88
73. I loved it over my grandparents house so I didn't care I was over there all the time
74. Mommy and I moved in when mommy couldn't do it by herself anymore
75. My mother had a nervous breakdown at her gov't job one day
76. After that, mommy hasn't really been exactly the same since
77. I blame my father
78. Now that I am older and understand what the deal is, my dad put my mom through some crazy ish for years. But she loved him and tried till she couldn't take it no more.
77. My father remarried, adopted my half sister, got divorced for the same ish, got another chick, and no one has been crazy enough to marry his lying tail since
78. In so many ways my life mimics my moms which is scary
79. I have played the flute, clarinet, sax, trumpet, french horn, tuba, guitar, and bass at some point in my life
80. During middle school, my friends and I had a rock band called Helium Chain (how nerdy!)
81. I am going to school for Physical Therapy
82. I wish that I could sing and it sound good
83. In grade school I was the smart chick who was apart of every organization and all over the year book
84. By me always being in 90% of the school groups, I was in the "In" crowd
85. The high school friends I that hung out during lunch were dubbed the Rainbow Coalition
86. My fam never attended a concert, game, or function during my grade school years which sucked in my opinion.
87. Unfortunately for Pooka, I will be at all her functions and chaperoning as many school trips that I can! LOL
88. My best friend since the second grade lives in Mexico currently....traveling heffa!
89. On my 16th birthday my best friend and I came reeeeeeeeeally close to being arrested
90. We used to steal things for fun
91. We could never figure out how to steal from a jewelry store
92. My grandfather kicked me out the house for some ish I pulled, but it was all good cuz I was going to be moving to go to college 2 months later
93. I have only been truely in love one time
94. The first time I gave blood, I got a letter in the mail telling me I got a false positive for HIV and that my iron was way off.
95. Because of that I can't give blood
96. I am left handed
97. My ultimate favorite junk food is Hagan Daaz coffee icecream (which I found out yesterday that the new light version tastes exactly the same)
98. I am lactose intorant
99. My stomach is acting up from yesterdays late night icecream fix
100. And I have found that 100 statements about me and my life wasn't as hard as I thought it would be!

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