Friday, December 30, 2005

7 whole days

A complete week later and I am back in NC! I wasn't supposed to be back south till '06 but most things don't happen as planned. I will try my best to summerize my vacation *sigh* I know I am gonna forget stuff but oh well.....

Friday...my girl gets lost on her way to my place (I didn't know there where 2 exits that go where I told her to and 2 streets by the same name in different cities that branch off the same hwy! I swear!) She makes it to my place, we load up, we're off. She drops mom, Pooka, and I off at the grandparents, we chill, we sleep.

Saturday...I get my hair braided. To make a really long story short. I asked for box braids cuz my head is big and I have really thick hair.......I got mini braids with color highlights due to a communication error on her part. So I got a $200-250 hair do for $150! Merry Christmas! I am sooo sexy right now. A new do does wonders!

Sunday...Pooka wakes the house up early, we do the whole Christmas morning thing. We all go back to sleep, we eat, sleep,eat...grandma, aunt Diva and I get tipsy off rum cake (the lady who made it must have made a pound cake and soaked it in rum)old new england egg nog, apple martinis, and some crap my aunt was experimenting with.

Monday...Pooka and I went to baby daddy's house. It was better than I thought it would be. I don't think much happened Monday. I did get sick off the egg nog. I know I can mess with regular egg nog but the soy egg nog is tooooo sweet, even for me. I thought all that alcohol (2 types of whiskey, brandy and rum) would lighten the lactose reaction but I was wrong.

Tuesday...spent all afternoon and next morning with baby daddy. Normally when we meet up, I just get serviced and we call it a day. But when he called the house and asked if we were coming by that day, I told him Pooka was sleep and he said come over anyway. Which means it time to get my nani service. So I go and he had his place decked out....bath water ran, candles, flowers, music, and all that good stuff. So even though I just showered b4 I left. I let him bath, dry, oil me up, massage blah blah blah. He got me to the point where I was ready for some action (dyck included)...got behind me and spooned me and was going to SLEEP! I was so mad I was going to get up and leave. He told me that it wasn't in my best interest and gave me this look, so I went with the flow and fell asleep in his arms. I woke up to inner thigh kisses and the rest was what it was. I wish he wasn't such a complete butthole cuz our physical relationship is something I really miss.

Wednesday...decisions were made and my travel plans got changed. The plan was we ride up with my girlfriend, and take my mom's car back to NC so my mom would have a car here and the car will get driven. No one has cranked it up since she moved down in Sept. Well my grandparents decided that my mom needed to move back up north cuz it's in her best interest to be back in a program she was in. We all agreed and that meant her car would need to stay up there. So how am I getting home???? Luckily my girl TZ hadn't left the metro area and agreed to get me back home. The only problem with that was TZ was leaving Friday and I would not be in DC for New Years. Baby daddy and I planned on having another fluid release party to bring the new year in. Oh well.

Pooka, Baby daddy and I went to DC social services to have him apply for child care assistance and all that good stuff. For some reason I had to be there to provide my ID and to write a letter to prove that Pooka was gonna be staying with Bady daddy for awhile. We have changed our agreement to a month to month thing instead of a seven month thing cuz I, nor nobody else thinks he is gonna make it at the single parent thing that long. He asked me for $15! What in the world is that about? Fortunately my mom and other fam is up there to make sure Pooka is okay.

My grandmother thinks Baby daddy is gonna kidnap her and take her somewhere where we can't find her and we won't see her again. I am certain that that won't cuz he is broke and he knows that I will catch a charge or charges for real when it comes to Pooka. That is one thing gauranteed!

Thursday...met with Pooka's babysitter, went home, chilled changed clothes and went to eat at Gladys Knight and Ron Winans new restaurant over where the Capital Center used to be. Our waiter was getting his flirt on with me and me and my new hair was giving it right back. The only problem with him is that he lives in the metro and he is skinny. He brought me a slice of sweet potatoe cheesecake along with his phone number. Of course I have unintentially lost the paper! Oh well.

Friday...came home. My girl made a detour and picked up her baby daddy which I thought was very very VERY interesting, but I ain't saying not one darn word, no not one!

The only other thing that comes to mind is me locking Baby daddy's girlfriend...opps I mean the married woman he is sexing's car keys in her car! I didn't mean to do it! For real! Also while on the metro bus, this little boy about 6 or 7 told his mother in front of this elderly man that he had NEVER seen a man THAT old before and repeated it 3 times. The mother did or said nothing! She could have at least told him that that wasn't polite. I was just speechless.

So that's that. I am back home, completely alone with no New Years plans. As far as I know, everyone has their plans. So I guess it will be me, Dick's rockin' eve, coke cola and cruzan doing it big!

2 comments:

Tz said...

What and eva! First of all I counted all the 70 signs that I saw. And believe me I saw 3 more before I got to the one you was talking about!

And please do not say a word about the baby daddy. So far so good. :-p

Ladynay said...

I was just saying that I didn't know....that's all! LOL