Don't even know where to start!

I am not about to recount everything that went down these past few days but almost nothing went as planned and I think it worked out for the better!

Friday after work I had some possible plans to have dinner out but a coworker had a vacuum he was given me so I went to pick it up. I got home and started cleaning. Now I had a vacuum, but it's one of those 20 buck vac's that don't pick up nothing! LOL I got finished bleaching down the place and went slam to sleep.

The plan for Saturday was to get up, do the trail, bathe, meet LadyKat and the kids at the pool, swim, leave early enough to get home and get ready for my blind date, chill out and listen to some jazz, kick him out, go to my other friends cookout to show face, then go to another cookout and chill there. Well due to miscommunication on both LadyKat's and my part, we didn't meet up at the pool. Which was a great thing cuz the people I saw walking up in there were NOT the type of folks I wanted to be in the same water with! I mean there was these 6 dudes, they looked like they woke up that morning...smoked a blunt....and decided to go to the pool! No bath/shower/wash-up...NOTHING just dirty looking! So it was all good. It was hot as Iono what so I took Pooka to Dairy Queen for some icecream. While she was demolishing her blizzard I was trying to figure out a way to drop Pooka off so my blind date would not come in contact with her. It is a rule that Pooka will not see every man that crosses my threshold, but I didn't come to a solution so my hands were tied. We got home, cooled off and I got ready for my date.

Now I have been talking to this guy will call Kuntry for about a week now. I call him Kuntry cuz he has the the most drawn out southern accent I have heard in a good minute! LOL He sounded like the only thing he needed was a piece of straw in his mouth and some overalls! The only thing that I was told about him physically was that he was 6'1" and 285. I forced myself not to draw a mental picture of him in my mind so I wouldn't set myself up for disappointment. Not that I don't trust the matchmaker or nothing but still....lol. So he calls me on the phone when he got to my street and that gave me time to watch him pull up and get out the car. When he got out all I can do was laugh in my head cuz he looks taller than 6'1" and way smaller than 285! But it was still all good.

Yah know how people say that most people know if they would sleep with someone very soon after encountering them for the first time....well yeah, after my first assessment of the physical being I told myself that he could get it! LOL Being that nothing went as planned, he was running behind schedule so that didn't allow much chill time, so I called my girlfriend up and asked her if I could bring someone with me, she said it was cool. I got up with LadyKat and we figured out where we got mixed up and she said that she'd keep Pooka so I could go chill and not be a momma! I love her! LOL So we dropped Pooka off and went to my girl's house. The plan then was to chill there a little while, come back home to drop Kuntry off, then go to my other girls house....it didn't happen! We got there and got to drinking, dancing and socializing that time just slipped away! Next thing you know it's after 2am! I cancel out with my other homie and Kuntry and I left for home. When we got in the car Kuntry told me the funniest story. See, the party we went to held mostly lesbians as attendees. Butches at that. When I party, I just party. I dance and have fun with every and everyone. So yeah I have dropped it like it was hot on a butch before...just like I have on a gay guy. My thing is don't pull up on it and not expect me pop back, just know it's just dancing... So Kuntry was telling me that a lady that I had been dancing with was asking him about me when I went in the house to get another drink and that's why he had that weird look on his face when I came back to the table were they were sitting! That mess blew his mind cuz he kept bringing it up. He said that he never been to a party and someone tried to swipe his date, and a woman at that! He couldn't believe it! LOL He had also never been to a party full of woman and still feel like he was at a party full of dudes! I just replied..."You were at a party full of dudes" LOL

During the conversation home I was debating where I wanted the rest of the evening to go. After we got back to my place he kinda stood by his car and I guess he was wondering were he should go too cuz he was looking kinda lost. So I walked passed him to get to my walkway and asked him "so you coming in or what?" the smile I got in return was real cute! We did end up having a listen to this great jazz cd by his neighbors brother and having a chat about music. It was real cool and relaxed atmosphere we talked and listened for a good long while. Then he made his subtle move...he grabbed my hand and was sizing it up against his, then that ended up with us holding hands with our fingers intertwined....we stayed like that for a song and I leaned up under him and we stayed like that for another song just talking and enjoying each others company. Then he made his less than subtle move, he kissed my hand that was in his, then kissed various parts of my face with them soft lips of his, at this point the clit and company were sending the "you better **ck this brotha" message to the brain. The brain in response was saying that women who give it up on the first date will never be respected as a woman by that man and that those days of giving it up that easy were over...but when he got to my lips and layed down a kiss like no tomorrow, my brain just shut down and my body took over! LOL Funk that looking down on giving it up early crap...IMMA GROWN **ZZED WOMAN DARNIT!!!!! So um yeah, put 2 sexually frustrated and pent up people *his last time was 2 weeks after mine* that are attracted to one another in the same room and add a little bit of alcohol so the guards aren't up as high and stuff happens! A lot of ugly stuff! A lot of stuff that should have been filmed cuz I would love to watch some of the stuff that went down on the real! By time it was over to the point that we were actually going to go to sleep vs. take a break the sun was out!!!!!

We slept for about 3 hours then my stomach woke me up cramping real bad. I don't know if it was all the activity or hunger. Since I wasn't planning on having company for breakfast I didn't have no breakfast food. I wake Kuntry up....every part of him....it goes down again...we go to the store pick up some breakfast food...we eat...it goes down...we go back to sleep. About an hour later he's poking me again!!!! I think he was the engergizer bunny in his past life or something. I really think that I have had more sex Saturday night/Sunday morning to Sunday afternoon than I have had in all 2006! LOL Needless to say, we will be going out again...after my thighs stop burning and the swelling coochie goes down! When Kuntry finally left my thighs were cuzzing me out for riding around like I was some type of skinny chick! What the heck was I thinking?

Now mind you I was supposed to have met up with my homegirl that morning to run around with her but I cancelled. Even if Kuntry didn't spend the night there was no way I was could to walk around with her all morning! LOL Once he left I tried to get some sleep but LadyKat called and told me she needed Pooka's float device because they were going to the pool. I just went ahead and got up, showered, and took my tail over there. Floating around in the pool would actually do me some good. So that's what I did. After that we all just hung out and the eat, drink and be merry continued.

Yesterday I went back over LadyKat's cuz that was her actual cookout date. Pooka and I got there and one of the chicks that called herself my friend but messed with babydaddy was there. It's not the first time I have seen her since babydaddy and I broke up, but it was the first time I have seen her and had no attitude what so ever towards her. I was chilling. We all were chilling. Yesterday wasn't no different from the other days...more food, drink and laughter. I did get to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The ending SUCKED! LOL I did leave about 10pm and got home and took my tail to bed! I was determined to get a full nights slept and I would have got it but someone was rang my doorbell at 1:10am! When it first rang I thought I was dreaming it, then it rang again and I looked at the clock and my first thought was that better not be Kuntry's butt at my door! I throw on my housecoat and asked who it was. It was some brotha looking for a Brecia, Crecia, some name that sounded like that. I told him through the door that he had the wrong apartment and tried to go back to sleep, it took awhile but I finally made it. Then I heard this loud thump in Pooka's room. I jumped up to find Pooka sprawled out on her bedroom floor. Apparently she done fell out the bed! LOL She has had a long weekend too and the fact that she was still sleep after she hit the floor that hard just confirmed it! I just put her comforter over her and left her right on the floor!

We both had a hard time getting it together this morning but we made it to were we need to be!

There was more to this weekend but this post is way long enough and I shared the juicy part so that should be enough! hahahahahaha