Murderer!

No, I not referring to the fool from yesterday....ME! Yesterday I performed involuntary fishslaughter on 5 really pretty goldfish with black tipped fins. I was doing the fish a favor by cleaning the tank out because the water started to not look as clear as it has been. I transfer the fish into a bucket, clean the tank, rinse the rocks, put the rocks back in the tank and Pooka runs in the room to tell me the fish are dead. When I went to inspect the situation, one was still trying to live so I quickly put some water in the tank and moved it to the tank. The fish was swimming on it's side!!!! I have never seen that ever in life. I have seen fish do flips due to stress, but never swim on it's side! I think what happened was some cleaning agent was probably in the bucket from the last time I'd used it and I didn't wash the bucket out as good as I thought I did before I put the fish in it. Dr. DoPooka didn't take the loss as bad as I thought she would. She just said we had to go to Walmart and buy some more and keep bout her business. She been having great days since the panty washing incident. I won't say more about it cuz I don't wanna jinx it.

I forgot to add my Just for Nikki story today so I gotta scoot this in. This is an TMI story! My girl Nikki has great story telling ability, even if it's about taking a solid at work! So when this occurred the other day, one of my first thoughts were "how would Nikki write about this" really! LOL That's sad! LOL Anyways...my office is off in the cut and near THE BATHROOM this is the spacious, clean, off to the side rest room with a bar that darn near everyone sneeks into to handle their solid performance. The other day I waited till an off time and did my thing. I wasn't about to hold it in the rest of the morning and the entire afternoon! Bump that! So I go, do my thing and walk out. My coworker is outside the door waiting to go in! I just burst out laughing cuz this is not the first time this coworker was waiting outside of the restroom after one of my performances! The first time I just told her that she may not want to go in there and walked off kinda embarrassed. The other day I just laughed and told her that she always seems to know when I go to the bathroom! She laughed with me and then went in! What a brave soul! LOL I go to my desk and do my work. My coworker then comes out the bathroom and comes in my office. She informs me that she had to relieve some air in her stomach anyways *she worded it differently* so she was mainly concerned for the person who came in after her who had to endure the double blow! We both laughed and said we'd keep it between us......and now the blog world! LOL

I won't be doing anything this weekend for Mother's day. I don't even think I am going to get my handmade gift from the daycare. This morning they are having a "muffins with mom" thing, but I am not gonna go just to eat a muffin and a small cup of juice. I am usually the parent at all the little activities, but I bow out of this one. If it was a lil breakfast or something, maybe! But a 2 dolla' muffin isn't worth the gas.

Happy Mothers day to every mother/guardian/mentor/whomever performs motherly duties! It's a stressful yet rewarding job, but someone's gotta do it! I am sending an extra special shout out to the single father's that are handling their business. Society always talks of the hardships of the single mother...but big ups needs to go to the single dads too!