What if you were single?
What if at one time you had a "stable" of booty calls, so to speak?
What if you give up the booty calls all together?
What if you dated awhile after letting the booty calls go?
What if that didn't work for you?
What if your decisions left you in sexual drought?
What if you was cool with it for awhile?
What if one day you wasn't cool with it?
What if you try to remedy the problem and fail?
What if one of your favorite booty calls from the past contacts you?
What if you 2 organize a hook up?
What if the 1st time didn't work out and you 2 plan another meeting?
What if you take an hour out of work to be there?
What if you get there and the booty call gets all friend like wanting to plan outings and what not?
What if the booty call wasn't acting like a booty call?
What if the booty call was told very bluntly what was needed of them?
What if the booty calls give you the "I've been kinda lonely" vibe?
What if you don't really mind being a lonely remedy cuz you kinda lonely too?
What if you don't have a problem listening and giving an opinion when needed?
What if your booty call talked so much you didn't get no booty?
What if you left booty calls house more frustrated than when you walked in?
What if the booty call wanted to come to your place tonight?
What if the booty call started more talk and no action?
What if you swore before all the internet that if the booty call comes through tonight w/that mess from this morning they may just get raped?
What if that was the plan?
What if the BC you knew from way back came through?
What if they had the sniffles?
What if the BC from this morning didn't have the sniffles?
What if you woke up w/a runny nose?
What if some viruses are quick?
What if the temptation to call in sick was overwhelming?
What if you most likely won't?
What if this runny nose get's ugly during the weekend?
What if you would really need to take the time then?
What if you planned to do the same ole sleep/clean/study/football thing this weekend?
What if you wished you were higher in the NFL pickem league?
What if you wished that everyone who may be reading has a weekend far better than mine?