1. Remove phone not being used from childs room.
2. Throw on tote in your room.
3. Handle business in your room.
4. Walk out of room.
5. Step on adapter that's facing up in the middle of walkway that you didn't pay attention to when you threw the phone down.
6. Avoid yelling like there is someone in your place to hear you.
7. Curse in your head many times over.
8. Walk in your kitchen to walk the pain out.
9. Don't ask about step 8, it's just how it's done.
10. Notice blood on the floor.
11. Make your way to the bathroom for clean up and bandaging.
12. Open and close the 2 new vertical gashes in your foot to view damage.
13. Clean and bandage.
14. Curse a few more times at your now throbbing foot.
15. Chill out till pulsing stops.
16. Clean blood from floor.
17. Blog about your brilliance.
Ummmm if anyone has Slish's email address can you give it to me (lanique57@hotmail)? Dude went private on his blog and I don't even have a way to get up with him to ask if I can get in? *sigh*
23 comments:
Girl, you got me rollin! I'll be GLAD when Pooka comes home so she can keep an eye on you.
My body literally cringed after reading step #5. OUCH!!!!
If you makes you feel any better, my neighbor has an iron rod screwed into her arm right now from tripping over a curb last weekend. So ummmmm, it could be worse but I still, I know that shit hurts! Take plenty of OTC drugs.
LOL, you and me both Erica! It's less than 24 hours now! *cheese*
Argal, an iron rod???? Oh yeah she got me! I didn't have to leave my house to get patched up! *Ouch*
Ouch! I've step on those before but luckily it didn't penetrate. It still hurt like a bugger though. Hope your tootsie feels better soon.
Have a great weekend.
LOL@ like a bugger. I can't recall where I have heard that before.
Thanks you have a great one as well.
ouch.. i can just imagine the pain =(
sometimes.. people go private, but dont really make it available to anyone. they do it for personal reasons, and then eventually become public again... *maybe* that's what happened w/ slish
TTD, it's not so bad today. I got a lil pimp in my step but it's all good.
Maybe *shrug* who knows.
You had me rolling.
I miss Slish's blog too!
It was a pure mess! LOL I am already at the point I can look back at it an laugh at what I must have looked like.
Great so I am not the only one. I feel slightly better. :-)
ew!!!!!
I know right! LOL
I would have just fallen on the floor and screamed a silent scream!
Maybe you should get it checked out with a doctor to make sure it doesn't become infected.
Okay...that was funny. I feel your pain. Thanks for sharing..:-)
tdrt, I thought about infection. I told myself I won't go to the doc unless it starts looking funny or turning nasty colors. So far the wound is clean.
E, "your holding up traffic, green means GO!" *wink*
You are welcome.b
Umm why did I say the same thing about Slish great LOL
AWWW poor thing hope your better now.
GAH~DAYUM.
Sounds like some painful shit. Ugh and I hate BLOOD!!!!!
I would have been screaming in terror like a crime victim.
But I'm dramatic like that...sometimes.
again,I am late to the party. I hope your foot is better
DAYUM.
glad you didn't need stitches...
LOL @ walking into the kitchen. I do the same thing when I hurt myself like that. Glad you're okay!
Honey, I am chillin now. Believe it or not the wounds are trying to skin over already! YAY!
Mistress, your kitties would have had a fit watching your act! LOL
Hey DNT, better late than never. The foot is better :-)
Nikki, you and me both. By the looks of my foot now I must not have stepped all the way down on the adapter. Thank God!
Tasha, I think it is our subconscience leading us to the ice that will help our injuries...yeah...that's it! lol!
lol @ steps 8 & 9. uhm, ok, whatever floats your boat.
sorry to hear about your accident but glad to hear your foot's starting to heal itself. :-)
BB, don't question the process!!!!LOL!
Thanks!
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