Monday, May 05, 2008

Dear Mr. Obama,

Anyone who lives above a rock in NC knows that tomorrow is when NC has a say on who they think should be the next president. Normally by the time primaries hit NC a nominee pretty much has it in the bag, like McCain does. Once upon a time you had NC on lock surpassing Mrs. Clinton by double digits, but she gained some momentum and used the politic game to lower that margin you had over her. Did that scare you? Does that make you uneasy? I ask because right now it really seems like your begging ME for your vote. Almost to the point that I feel like I am up against a wall and if I don't vote for you you will send more people to my house...let me tell you what you and your volunteers have been doing to me in the past 2 weeks:

I received 2 automated calls reminding me when the primary was, when early voting started, and that you want my support. Okay, fine. It's normal to get a automated call during elections.

Then your wife called with her automated message....this is when I started to get annoyed.

Then a volunteer in New Hampshire called....ummmmm Barack really, did I have to get yet another call? Sure I lied to them and said that I already early voted and that I voted for you, but it was just to save the volunteer the spill they have to convince me that you are the man for the job.

Then a volunteer in Pennsylvania called....AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dude, does your people have lie detectors or something DAMN! Didn't I already say that I early voted for you a few days prior??? Sheesh!

And just when I thought your begging ME for my vote was over, yesterday you sent mf'ers to my damn home! Dude seriously back the fuck off me! I know you want and need to keep your lead but shit closing me up in the corner with all the voteformevoteformeearlyvoteformevoteforme shit is really starting to piss me off! Really!

Do you know how many times Mrs. Clinton called me? Zero! That kinda sucks too, but I'd rather have had no calls than one every darn day it felt like, so again. Back off! Right now at this very moment I am still undecided on who I am going for and knowing me, I won't choose until I am at the polls tomorrow morning. But let me say this, if you get up with me ONE MORE TIME before tomorrow morning I am going Clinton just because. Don't lose possibly lose one vote on some bullshit dude. You are smarter than that.

This is Ladynay, NC blogger, and I approved this message.

15 comments:

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - Hilarious...you approved the message, huh? Well, when our primary was here in IL, I didn't get one dayum call. Probably because Baracky knew he had IL on lock - but um, oh well - we'll see what happens.

kelliamanda said...

Oh my...

Ya' know, I'm on Obama's email list, but, while I've gotten emails, I haven't gotten a call or a drop in. Though lsbnmom said I did get a drop in by a Clinton volunteer yesterday when I was out taking the munchkins for a walk. 'Course, I think perhaps it's cause I live in Carrboro, and, um, pretty much everyone in Carrboro is planning to vote for Obama...

Ladynay said...

Darius, yall voted so long ago Barack didn't have reason to be scared. It's starting to get down to the nitty gritty now. Like you said, we'll see!

Kellz, man he got me so mad I couldn't even blog about all of us hanging out Saturday! :-( I guess Raleigh must be on Clinton's side so Obama is hitting us hard, and Obama got Carrboro so Clinton is shooting her people there. Makes sense *shrug* I guess.

Kat said...

I didn't get a call from either candidate......I feel kind left out! And I feel like Ohio plays a big part in the Primary. But yeah, I would have been PISSED to get THAT many calls. And I HATE it when people just pop up over your house! My FRIENDS don't even do that. hahaha

Ladynay said...

And to think I usually complain about not getting any calls! ROFL!

Most people know not to just pop up at someones place without calling unless the person gave them permission to do such a thing.

However, if the Obama camp called first they may not have got a civil and proper response from me. That or I would have intentionally came to the door butt naked with Clinton stickers as pasties just to mess with them! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Barack Obama said...

Dearest Ladynay,

I can't believe you just put me on blast like that. You didn't mind the calls when I whispered sweet nothings in your ear about tax credits, child care, and universal health coverage. I even went above and beyond when you offered your vote for certain services over the phone. I'm sorry my wife called you. She's kind of jealous and insists on checking my phone since that Obama girl video came out. I told her I was just stumping for votes.

Don't be like. Let me call you tonight and make it up to you. I got the baby oil ready if you smell what the Barack is cooking.

Sincerely,
Senator Barack Obama
or Freaky Deaky giggling like a giddy little schoolgirl.

Ladynay said...

It's official...YOU'VE LOST IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I clicked on the link and everything, nice touch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kasandra said...

FREAKY is crazy. As soon as I was reading, I was looking for Freaky's name somewhere!!!!

Desperate times call for desparate measurers is all I can say.

blkbutterfly said...

wow... i agree w/ kasandra; desperate times call for equally desperate measures. the whole Wright controversy is causing campaign employees to run around like a chicken w/ its head cut off. that being said, i feel kinda left out. i didn't get any calls during the TX primary.

Freaky Deaky said...

You're talking about answering the door butt naked except for Vote for Hillary pasties but I lost it? Mmm hmm. Pot meet kettle. :oD You lucky I'm not in NC or I'd get an Obama button, get that stupid little brainwashed, whipped, glazed over look all of his supporters have, and knock on your door around 10 or 11 tonight. LOL

Bet you get something from Barack in the mail today or tomorrow. Maybe he's sweet on you. LOL

AR Gal said...

I'm joining the "I didn't get a call either" club.

I'm guessing you will get another call tomorrow. For his sake, I hope you don't receive it until after you place your vote in the primary. lol Have fun @ the polls!

Rashan Jamal said...

LMAO @ this post, but even more at the comments. I wouldn't know if I got a call back in the day or not, cuz I don't answer unknown numbers. LOL

Ladynay said...

Kasandra, who else but him right? LOL He called me 2 more times yesterday so it must be serious.

BB, don't worry I got a call for everyone that didn't get one from the Obama camp! :-(

Freaky, I haven't checked my mail but I won't be shocked if I have something with his name on it in there. :-(

Argal, got 2 last night. Went to the polls this morning. MIKE GRAVEL FOR PRESIDENT!

Rashan, I don't either but these systems and people left messages. I always check my messages when the indicators blinking.

Beautiful said...

That is funny...I never got a call from HC about anything. She was in this part of the woods but I didn't know or care. I got stuff hand delivered from the Obama camp and two phone calls. I think it is proactive that he does ask for my vote even though I voted for him. It just shows that people are passionate for his candidacy.

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