First we have Prof. Shorty....he is a lil fella, up there in age, corny jokes, trys a little to hard but seems to know his stuff. Will I pass his class, fo sho'! The most entertaining thing in Prof. Shorty's class is this sh/he/it, *don't say it all together* type thing. I try to see the positive in everyone in and outside, but babyboy was an embarrassment to the hetrosexual, homosexual, transexual/gender, and cross dressing community! RuPaul needs to come by and show him how it's done....or smack the mess outta him one! I did my best not to look at him the entire class. If I had a camera I would have taken a pic and submitted it to the ghetto mess website! Okay I said it, back to the positive.
Then there is Prof.Classy....you can tell off top she is high maintance, very well kept, nice looking black woman. For her to be teaching a public speaking class she is soft spoken. Will I pass her class?? hmmmmmmm I pray that I do. I don't do well speaking in front of others. When she told us we will give 5-6 oral presentations I liked to cried right there! WHY is this a required course for me? WHY WHY WHY? I darn near passed out last semester giving GROUP oral presentations, now I am supposed to give 5 or 6......by myself.......behind a podium.......Lord help me! No eye candy or interesting people so far in that class.
And wrapping up the night is Prof. Akmed Vodka Jones. First off, his class starts at 7:30. This man don't show up till 5 till! Then he don't have a key to the classroom! The only reason I stayed in the hallway waiting for his butt is cause some eye candy rolled up and was waiting with us. Sad but true. LOL! So when he finally comes in, he places what looks like a plastic cola bottle on his desk, with the wrapper ripped off and (appears) to have about 3/4 of water in it *insert smirk*. He starts the class and very unexpectingly, his accent was not heavy! I actually understood what he said. Will I pass his class? Yeah, if I be about my business instead of cutie pie who HAD to sit behind me smelling all good! What was interesting in his class was that the more he lectured, the more the room smelled like alcohol....and then he would make a statement and then say "oh, I'm sorry" then correcting himself. TOOOOOO funny! I am sure he is glad that he makes notes for his class to read from!
I am signed up for a Saturday class, but of course I don't see what I am getting into till Saturday. I am almost sure it's not gonna be as nice as seeing Dr. Fine every Saturday like last semester tho. *long sigh*
7 comments:
Yes, I say heterobflexible, too :-)Good luck with school! I start back next week, not looking forward to it, ugh...
-mel
Mel - Hey girl! Enjoy the rest of the week while you can! Thanks for the luck! Much luck to you too! Make sure you come back and visit every now and again :-)
Angel - Thanks girl!
Saturday classes suck!!!!
I wish you very good luck this sememster. We want all "As".
LMAO@"it".
oh, and a cute brotha always guarantees i'm gonna have to work harder to make good grades in a class. i try to ignore 'em, but it's HARD.
I would NEVER take a Saturday class. I don't know how I manage to pry myself out of bed at 5:30am the rest of the days of the week. Saturday needs to be my day to sleep in!
but yes, I had a professor that I was head over effin heels for, last semester, and guess what? I have him again this semester, he's easy on the eyes, so it's all good :-)
XTC - heck yeah Sat. classes suck! But I have no other choice :-(
Nikki - I know, I think as long as I sit in front and he is somewhere BEHIND me, I will be okay. If he is anywhere in eyesight there will be trouble! LOL
Mel - I got to, they are the most convient for me...night and weekend courses...still sucks tho'
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