keeps the new nurses I keep getting from telling me that I need to lose weight. DUH DON'T YOU IDIOTS THINK I KNOW THAT????? I mean really! I came out the womb at 11 pounds 1 oz. and have not been small not one day of my air breathing life, so must I be reminded every freakin appointment that I should lose weight? No, I don't want to pay to see a flippin nutritionist, there is absolutely NOTHING that she can tell me that I don't already know! Get out my face with that! You can keep you "for you birthday I want you to lose the 20 pounds you've gained since last year".....SCREW YOU! I know how much I weighed last year and I am reminded every daggone day when I put my clothes on! I know what that stupid chart said I should be and I will never be no where close to that weight unless I get a real bad illness and I am laying up in the hospital...no thank you...I pass! Why must you tell me the same crap over and over again! I KNOW!
Another thing that I know is that that stupid cuff is not gonna fit my arm for you to take my blood pressure. Don't look at me stupid cuz I tell you off top you need to change it to a larger one! LOOK AT MY ARM! Can't you see that the standard one isn't gonna work! You don't need a degree or certificate to figure that out lady! But noooooooooo you gotta be right so you try to kill me with that small cuff and look at the monitor crazy when it gives you an error message. I TOLD YOUR TAIL TO SWITCH THE CUFF BEFORE YOU STARTED!!!! So when you take my advice....I mean I have been to each and every doctor's appointment I've had in life....don't look at me in amazement cuz my blood pressure isn't high! I maybe fat, but my numbers are in line trick! Go ahead, take it again with the other arm. Take it manually.....See....numbers didn't change did they! Man why someone who is supposed to be so smart be so dumb! See yah again in 3 months.
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omg, I HATE going to the doctor. I am prolly one of the most unhealthy people you will ever meet. I have an appointment for June 12th and I am already debating wether or not I want to go, lol. I dont have problems with blood pressure or anything like that, but I eat junk food, I hate veggies and I'll prolly die from a coronary at the age of 30.
No wonder yah boy don't eat greens, cuz momma don't! LOL Sad to say most of the death certificate I encounter at work so death by a heart issue. :-(
I hate seeing the doctor. I go because I care about my health. They are too much of a hassle...Waiting to be called to the back...waiting in the back for the dotor...waiting for the doctor to come back and tell you what's wrong...It's just too much d*** waiting!
11 lbs. 1 oz.?!! oh hell nah!! is your mom like teeny tiny? my friends mom is MAYBE 5'3, 120 lbs and i'm being generous. all three of her children were 9lbs+. NO! NOOOOOOO!! please dear GOD not me. for real. i hope you thank your mother every day for pushin you out. ugggggggggh!! how much was your baby?
I despise going to the doctor..I go about every 6 months just for a checkup but I mean why must you tell me that I'm somewhat thick...I ain't tryin to be 120 I'm black dang it and I like my booty LOL...
Luvin - impatient are we? LOL It is alot of waiting tho'
Jamiel - my mom was what society considers "thick" when I was born. She is plus sized now. Pooka was 8lbs. 12 oz. 21 inches. She didn't quite make 9 lbs.
Libra - they will never understand that! HAHAHAHA I'd look like skelator if I weighed what they wanted me to!
SO MUCH ANGER. But I know what you're talking about especialy when one my school nurses told me I was going to die early unless I loss around 50 pounds. (InSANE HEIFEr ASKED ME IF I WAS PREGNANT ONCE.)
DO YOU, BUT BE HEALTHY.
-Marz
Marz I read when you wrote about the school nurse! LOL I didn't comment tho'. I am healthy according to my numbers. It's just when I walk in the Dr's office they think that I got hypertension/high blood pressue, high cholesterol, diabetes, and all that good stuff. I may be at risk for it, but I don't have any of that. Everytime a nurse takes my pressure she gets surprized that it's normal. It happends EVERYTIME. I just get sick of it.
Chris - Heyyyy! I have been to your blog before...did you have another name before?
*snicker* guess doc thought she was enlightening you LOL Don't you hate when they think they are making some profound statement like you don't know LOL
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