Friday, August 04, 2006

Ants erry where!

I know it's hot outside and their little outdoor habitats are burning up, but that is no excuse for them to be in my bedroom. They started in the bathroom, then to the living room, then yesterday I saw some in my bedroom! That's the last straw! I am going to buy some of that chalk stuff and see what happens. I asked my neighbor if she was having the same issue and she said she was and told me the chalk worked for her. We'll see!

Since I don't have nothing to study this weekend, I am going to work. I got stuff I need to complete and it will be easier to do without nobody around. It will only be for few hours. I left work early to get my car inspected so I'll make up yesterdays time also.

Speaking of inspections, I am completely legal to drive my car now! Yippeeeee! Slim Shady had me in some place in the HOOOOOOOD. I mean thug central! She didn't go with me either. The first time we went was at lunch and dude was the only one there so she made me an appt. to come back at 3:30. Being that SS isn't a permanent staff member, she don't have comp time or vacation leave to use for leaving early. So the second trip I was on my own. I wasn't too far from where Kuntry stays and when I was sitting at the place waiting for dude to get to me, I wanted to call Kuntry up and tell him to come sit with me. I was kinda scared, no fronting. Black and Hispanic thugs were in and out that place! Between me and the blogosphere, I think this company is a side hussle to keep our uncle Sam and them from knowing about our real job if you know what I mean.

It's funny cuz dude must have saw how tense I was and when it was my turn he kept joking with me. Then he reached out to touch my arm and I moved back. I mean really, I don't know you for you to be touching me, even in jest and two, it toooo darn hot! Him and his boys laughed at me and the dude said "you good, I'm not gonna hurt you" then told me to move my car to the appropriate spot. My brain sent me messages telling me to chill out and play friendly so I can still get my discount. SS wasn't with me with half her clothes on to ensure me a good rate so I'd better get it right! LOL *sidenote* Skinny people can sweat more than fat people! Slim Shady is a toothpick and within 10 minutes of being outside she was literally dripping with sweat! She called me and said "look at this ish" she lifted her arm and it looked like she dipped it in water!!!! Call me ig'nant, but I didn't know slim folks could sweat like that. People always make fun of fat folk sweating. I'd never seen someone sweat like that unless they were working out *end note* So I laughed and joked with them till everything was completed and I was on my way. The DMV wasn't as crowded as it usually is so my stint inside wasn't bad. I am putting my warning ticket in the mail TODAY stamped and sealed by the DMV telling the po po that I am all good now. I was joking with the lady at the DMV and told her if she hear about me acting a fool in the court house she'd know they didn't get my warning in the mail. LOL. I can't stand going to the courthouse for anything!

Other than that, I had a dream Babydaddy gave me an STD. The dream was very detailed and ended with me cutting up and throwing him out the window in my living room. I didn't like that dream. I wonder if it's a sign not to mess with him when he comes through in a couple of weeks...that would suck zebra balls if we wasn't able to hook up cuz I am kinda looking forward to it. Who knows he may piss me off on day one vs. day three like usual and it won't happen anyways.

19 comments:

LUVIN ME said...

Glad you are legal now...

I can just see you all "jumpy" in the shop. I would have been laughing at you too! But seriously, it's good you made it out of there safely...

Ladynay said...

You would have just had to laugh at me, too many thugs in and out of one area and me being the only chick around????...oh yeah you would have just had to laugh at a sista! I played it off as best I could tho' LOL

Emotionalbrotha said...

Ok, you having them crazy dreams like i be having, but you turned into Wonderwoman and thru the braugh out the window that's too funny!!!

Glad ur legal, tell the po po to leave you alone now...

I'm legal now, I said I'm legal...

Ladynay said...

Okay EB, don't let me read about you going through some changes at the courthouse no time soon! Take my po po warning as a warning!

Freaky Deaky said...

You wouldn't happen to have any half nekkid pics of SS you could um send me quickly do you?

I don't like being around a bunch of thugs either. Luckily for me based on looks alone I'm not generally the first one people want to take a swing at and they generally leave me alone.

So now that you're legal how about...oh you weren't talking about that kind of legal. Nevermind. ;o)

Ladynay said...

No pix of slim shady, sorry *hee hee*

I am not sure the things you like are even legal, so why should me being legal matter? *cheese*

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

okay...it's that how you got lil'one in their own bed...read to them in their bed...what happens is, she'll sleep in her bed until around 1am or 2am...then want to get in our bed...need some info...

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

formerly sarccastik!!!! i have to say that people be lookin' at my posts strangely...

Ladynay said...

I know who you are/were sweetie. You was George Jefferson a few days ago...lol

I got this! hahahahaha

Freaky Deaky said...

Well, when you put it like that...let's just say I'm glad you can't read minds. LOL!

Have a nice weekend.

Ladynay said...

U 2 Freak!

Yall don't have to get inspections Southern???? Interesting.

Yeah I actually got charged half of the discounted price SS was telling me! LOL Guess they gave me a extra discount for being a punk! HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah calling the landlord folks is a good idea, cuz they are everywhere!

blkbutterfly said...

i'm glad you got your car situation taken care of. i have to go to court on the 18th for a registration issue and i'm already dreading it. i've never had to go to court before, but i'm sure it'll be a traumatizing experience.
as for your dream, it may very well be a sign that you shouldn't mess w/ Babydaddy. do you remember your dreams very often? i hardly ever remember my dreams, but if i remembered a dream like that, it'd make me pause.

Tz said...

Now I would feel at home at a place like that. LOL All I would have to do is think about baby daddy! LOL

As far as ants. Here I use rice. I sprinkle it around like there is no tomorrow and I never see the stupid ants again. LOL

meljoy said...

You know what's funny? I wouldnt have taken you as someone skitish in the ghetto, but look at me. No one would EVER believe(and still don't believe) that I live in North Philly. Which only the second worst section of the city. Only thing worse than that is South West Philly, and I don't go there, not because I'm scared, but because I have no reason to go past 20th street. But I have no problems being in the ghetto, as long as you dont fuck with people, they won't fuck with you.

As far as the skinny people thing: Most of the time skinny people have very little body fat and since sweat comes from the use of our muscles, and that's all we've got, we sweat more! We have NO insulation and no way to regulate our body temps, so we go from one extreme to the other in a very short amount of time. Like when it's cold outside, it gets in our bones and it can literally hurt to walk, or move (especially for me when I lived in Connecticut). When it's hot, it's got no where else to go but out...

That Girl said...

STD dreams can never be a good thing.

E said...

Yeah sometimes dreams aer like a warning...yeah, you might wanna tell babydadddy to check himself out..:-)

meljoy said...

oh yea, and eww to the ants and std thing

Sherlon Christie said...

that dream didn't sound fun...

Ladynay said...

Blk - Court isn't that bad, I just don't like going. I recall my dreams every now and again. Lately I have been remembering alot of them.

TZ - you can have Thug central! I don't like it. Never would have thought of rice.

Mel - I am not trying to be nobodies snitch or witness! The possiblity of things going wrong and being in the wrong place at the wrong time are too great for me to be comfortable in that enviroment. Point taken on the sweat.

TG - I am saying!

E - I told him about it

Mel - I'm saying!

Sp - It wasnt' fun at all