Friday, September 01, 2006

B4 da power blinked....

I was in the middle of typing a post about:

Why I think my job is either trying to get me to quit or trying to see if I am worth the second raise, how Ernesto is bringing the rain, how the news folk seem disappointed that he was downgraded to a tropical storm (WTH), how I am in want of human dyck in my life again, how Pooka has an allergy test appointment this morning, and about mommy coming Saturday vs. today. So instead of trying to reinvent all that I typed previously when I just gave the short is a meme courtesy of Freaky Deaky @

1. My grandpa once: used to be the greatest example of what a strong black man was in my life until the alcohol consumed him and now he has just given up on life.

2. Never in my life have I: been out of the country, been scuba diving, been on an over night cruise, lots of stuff...but I am working on it

3. When I was younger, I: apart of almost every team/group imaginable

4.High school was: such a learning experience for me. I wish I could do it all again the good and the bad just like it happened, especially the band trips!

5.When I'm nervous: I bite my nails to the point I start ripping off the skin on my fingertips and bite the inside of my cheek.

6. The last time I really cried was: as much as I cry, I can't remember the last time I really cried...I know I have been wanting to for awhile, just to cleanse myself of this crap going on.

7. If I were to get married right now: it would be to myself.

8. My hair is: actually trying to lock! I found more buds in my twist last night! *insert happy dance* No turning back now!

9. My feet are: big and wide and suckable

10. When I was 5: I started kindergarten like most everyone else

11. Last Christmas: was spent at home with my immediate fam like it always is and will be hopefully.

12. When I turn my head left: I see a bed that needs to be made

13. When I turn my head right: I see my closets, how boring

14. My life is not complete without: God, family, friends, love, sex, and peace of mind.

15. By this time next year: I should be really close to graduating, should have my resume sitting on several HR desks, should be back into some of the clothes I can't quite wear without cutting off blood flow, should be locked and loving my hair.

16. I have a hard time understanding: my purpose in life, why my life is like it is sometimes, and why some people don't treat me like I treat them.

17. One time at a family gathering: I spent a good amount of time lusting after my cousin. LOL Can't wait for the next reunion! hahahahahahahaha

18. Take my advice: you only live once so try to get it right the first time.

19. My ideal breakfast is: an edible one that is made for me by a big thick brotha in an apron and boxer briefs then fed to me seductively in bed as four play.

20. If you visit my home town: don't get too angry with the way they drive, just stay to the side and let them go on bout their business.

21. My friends are: important to me even if I don't communicate with them often

22. If you spend the night at my house: let me know what you like to eat ahead of time so I can go pick it up, cuz most likely I don't have it! LOL

23. I would stop my wedding if: I lost trust in him for any reason

24. The world could do without: wars, greed, poverty, etc....

25. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of snake.

26. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: a double cheeseburger, if it's asking something material like, then my aloe vera plant.

27. And, by the way: if you know a decent looking guy thats thick to big boned, caramel to black/purple skin toned, bbw friendly, very single, very available, funny, intelligent, down to earth, in the Raleigh area, please give him my email address.

28. The last time I was high: I was on a plane

29. In the past I shouldn't have been: so trusting.

30. Once, at a bar/club: in Chicago I danced till I couldn't dance no more.

31. Last night, I: had another dream where someone pulled a gun on me.

32. If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I'd sleep. With my mom coming down tomorrow, she can watch Pooka so I may just get me some real mid morning sleep! How about that!

33. A better name for me would be: I love my name so I don't know.

34. In the last 6 months: my weight has yo-yo'ed and it's not because I am following fad diets.

35. If I ever go back to school: ummmmmmmmmmm next!

36: I bet you didn't know: that I can snap my toes

37. I am: laying on the floor with my laptop.

38. I read: my emails like I was gonna win a million dollars for being first. Soon as the message thing comes on my screen telling me I have a work email I am on it! LOL

39. Every birthday: gets more boring. I am going to change that for 27! OMG next year I'll be 27! Lawwwwwd have mercy!

40. I regret: letting people walk over me for so long.


LUVIN ME said...

I'll be 27 in a couple of weeks...OMG...

I want to take more trips out of the country. When I was in high school, we took a European trip. It was only for a couple of weeks and we didn't stay in one spot too long. That's one of my goal. To go back and stay longer...I'm still saving for that one! LOL

I'm getting closer to understanding number 16 for myself...

Freaky Deaky said...

Um, you'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than the belly of a snake? Ewwww!

I'm the same way with my e-mails. Well, kind of the same because it depends who it's from.

Mmmmm, double cheeseburger!

Ladynay said...

Giiiiiiiiiiiiirl when I typed that this morning it hit me like whoa! It's not an old age, but these reminders that I am aging is...interesting. I am sure you'll be out the country for a long stay in no time! I feel like I'd ever know any part of 16.

Freak the belly of a roach is alot shorter then the belly of a snake. If I had a choice to do either I'd pick the one I could get through with the fastest.

Lemme find out you discrimate on the emails! hahahahaha I hesitate opening emails from people I have asked something of and I get the response back. I'll debate on whether I am ready for the answer or not...

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

As my mama says "nothing gets old but clothes"

How can you marry yourself? LOL

Ladynay said...

I think I may have to take ya mama's

I don't know but the thing said if I was to get married right now, it would have to be to myself cuz I don't know anyone worth marrying. Babby daddy comes close kinda sorta a little bit, but some more stuff has to happen to him before I even think about it with him.

I guess a better statement would be...if I was to get married right now it would be a miracle! LOL

Freaky Deaky said...

Okay well, one would have to consider the type of roach. I'm thinking of the American cockroach and not the German variety. You'd have to hold it and look at it's face and don't forget the creepy looking furry legs wiggling on your tongue and don't forget that they're filthy little harbingers of disease and nastiness. I'd rather lick the snake, personally.

Sometimes I have to be in the mood to deal with certain people and their e-mail. I also get a lot of e-mail invitations to complete surveys, which I don't necessarily read as soon as I notice them.

Can I have a double cheeseburger whenever you give me some of that chocolate ice cream?

Ladynay said...

Well if my face is ever that close to a snake, it's either behind a glass case or I am passed out! LOL

And of course you can have one if your nice, 2 if yah naughty....

Nika Laqui said...

*lol* @ snappin yo toes...

"Snap yo toes, do ya step, you can do it all by yoself, lemme see ya do it....hey!!!"

Is this a meme, cause I like it...

And I posted some of the Jay Z lyrics in response to you...

Freaky Deaky said...

Then I'll take "naughty" for two double cheeseburgers Alex. LOL Don't be trying to start something. ;o)

Hope you have a great weekend.

Emotionalbrotha said...

whoa... i likes this post! hope u have a good weekend and don't let Mama Dukes drive u crazy and please get some dick n ur

E said...

I love #19: "My ideal breakfast is: an edible one that is made for me by a big thick brotha in an apron and boxer briefs then fed to me seductively in bed as four play."

I think that's my ideal breakfast too. Sigh...maybe someday.

Anonymous said...

ewww to the cockroach instead of the snake thing, yukk!!

meljoy said...

I just have to say, snakes eat meat, cockroaches eat concrete and shit (and i do mean FECES)dead bodies... oh ugh...

blkbutterfly said...

one of my friends used to bite her nails a lot. i think i read that it's one of the hardest (if not nearly impossible) habits to break. not to say that you have a habit...

lol @ marrying yourself. i know i couldn't marry myself; i'd start to get on my nerves.

i enjoyed high school too. i'd probably do it all the same again as well...

have a great Labor Day weekend!

TTD said...

dont u just hate when the power goes out when ur in the middle of something?!?

LOL @ The last time I was high: I was on a plane (i have a weird sense of humor)

Ladynay said...

nsane - it is a meme, take it, it's free!

Freaky - I don't start what I don't think I can finish...

EB - mom didn't come and this weekend is turning out to be more eventful than I bargained for...

E - we gone have it soon! We got to!

Mel - your right, but still...I may have to choose something!

BB - it is a habit, a very bad habit. It takes away from the feminine quality of a females hands when we do this....

TTD - I shole do! Weird humor is what's up! LOL