I was in the middle of typing a post about:
Why I think my job is either trying to get me to quit or trying to see if I am worth the second raise, how Ernesto is bringing the rain, how the news folk seem disappointed that he was downgraded to a tropical storm (WTH), how I am in want of human dyck in my life again, how Pooka has an allergy test appointment this morning, and about mommy coming Saturday vs. today. So instead of trying to reinvent all that I typed previously when I just gave the short version...here is a meme courtesy of Freaky Deaky @ http://antisocialvoices.blogspot.com
1. My grandpa once: used to be the greatest example of what a strong black man was in my life until the alcohol consumed him and now he has just given up on life.
2. Never in my life have I: been out of the country, been scuba diving, been on an over night cruise, lots of stuff...but I am working on it
3. When I was younger, I: apart of almost every team/group imaginable
4.High school was: such a learning experience for me. I wish I could do it all again the good and the bad just like it happened, especially the band trips!
5.When I'm nervous: I bite my nails to the point I start ripping off the skin on my fingertips and bite the inside of my cheek.
6. The last time I really cried was: as much as I cry, I can't remember the last time I really cried...I know I have been wanting to for awhile, just to cleanse myself of this crap going on.
7. If I were to get married right now: it would be to myself.
8. My hair is: actually trying to lock! I found more buds in my twist last night! *insert happy dance* No turning back now!
9. My feet are: big and wide and suckable
10. When I was 5: I started kindergarten like most everyone else
11. Last Christmas: was spent at home with my immediate fam like it always is and will be hopefully.
12. When I turn my head left: I see a bed that needs to be made
13. When I turn my head right: I see my closets, how boring
14. My life is not complete without: God, family, friends, love, sex, and peace of mind.
15. By this time next year: I should be really close to graduating, should have my resume sitting on several HR desks, should be back into some of the clothes I can't quite wear without cutting off blood flow, should be locked and loving my hair.
16. I have a hard time understanding: my purpose in life, why my life is like it is sometimes, and why some people don't treat me like I treat them.
17. One time at a family gathering: I spent a good amount of time lusting after my cousin. LOL Can't wait for the next reunion! hahahahahahahaha
18. Take my advice: you only live once so try to get it right the first time.
19. My ideal breakfast is: an edible one that is made for me by a big thick brotha in an apron and boxer briefs then fed to me seductively in bed as four play.
20. If you visit my home town: don't get too angry with the way they drive, just stay to the side and let them go on bout their business.
21. My friends are: important to me even if I don't communicate with them often
22. If you spend the night at my house: let me know what you like to eat ahead of time so I can go pick it up, cuz most likely I don't have it! LOL
23. I would stop my wedding if: I lost trust in him for any reason
24. The world could do without: wars, greed, poverty, etc....
25. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of snake.
26. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: a double cheeseburger, if it's asking something material like, then my aloe vera plant.
27. And, by the way: if you know a decent looking guy thats thick to big boned, caramel to black/purple skin toned, bbw friendly, very single, very available, funny, intelligent, down to earth, in the Raleigh area, please give him my email address.
28. The last time I was high: I was on a plane
29. In the past I shouldn't have been: so trusting.
30. Once, at a bar/club: in Chicago I danced till I couldn't dance no more.
31. Last night, I: had another dream where someone pulled a gun on me.
32. If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I'd sleep. With my mom coming down tomorrow, she can watch Pooka so I may just get me some real mid morning sleep! How about that!
33. A better name for me would be: I love my name so I don't know.
34. In the last 6 months: my weight has yo-yo'ed and it's not because I am following fad diets.
35. If I ever go back to school: ummmmmmmmmmm next!
36: I bet you didn't know: that I can snap my toes
37. I am: laying on the floor with my laptop.
38. I read: my emails like I was gonna win a million dollars for being first. Soon as the message thing comes on my screen telling me I have a work email I am on it! LOL
39. Every birthday: gets more boring. I am going to change that for 27! OMG next year I'll be 27! Lawwwwwd have mercy!
40. I regret: letting people walk over me for so long.