Even though I didn't do too much this weekend I am tired! Being tired plus knowing that spring break is over just adds up to me considering calling in sick at work and emailing my professors about sending me my work. Well then again I have a test to take tonight (ask me how many times I read the chapters) that I am sorta ready for. The last time I picked up my book was last week. I did look over the material but after you chilling for a week and don't review, a lot of that stuff gets placed somewhere else. But whatever. I can do some stuff at work and just call it a day.
Saturday was the first time in a long time that I caught the bus. How about them jokers went up in price? Pooka and I hop on the bus, I swipe my gov't card (we ride free) and throw in the 75 cent I thought would cover Pooka and the driver asks me for 25 more cent. I don't have 25 more cent just a dollar. In my head I am like I know I am not about to pay $1.75 for a bus ride but I put my dollar in and the weirdest thing happened. I got a 75 cent change card back. Since when did we have change cards? LOL Well anyways I sat and marveled at how much the bus system upgraded and we got to our destination.
I could spend a whole post about the folks I saw at the parade and on the bus but one guy/girl/something like that stood out. Now when she got on the bus I looked and it registered in my mind as her being female. As she sat down facing my direction and started talking to her sterotypical flayboyant homosexual male friend who knew just about everyone who got on the bus, I looked and noticed that she wasn't quite a she. I don't a problem with female figures (I think that's what they are called) but I had a problem with her looking better than me! LOL I mean to the point where I was almost hating on her! Whomever her surgeons were did a great job and her makeup was on point. You almost couldn't tell she was a guy or at least was born one.
Then there was this chick who got on the bus with one of her girlfriends. I didn't pay to much attention to them till the girlfriend started talking. She had a very nice island accent. I wasn't trying to be in their convo but I liked listening to her accent. Anyways, occasionally I would look in their direction and that's when I saw it. The non island talking chick had a banana in her hand and took a bite out of it. Now that is not the problem, the problem was her mouth was severely jacked up!!! I mean her appearance w/her mouth closed dictated that she was supposed to have a colgate smile. She was petite, nicely dressed, long curly weave, nice make up, (maybe I'll try the make up thing....doubt it) with a crackhead mouth! In my head I am just thinking how that is just WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG!
Saturday's weather was probably in the low 50's. When the wind blew it felt like low forties, high 30's. So why did I see more than a few people with tee shirt, shorts, and flip flops or sandles????? I know we were in the 80's recently but did you cut the news on and listen to the meterologist say it was gonna be cool? Granted many people at the parade was somewhere in between tipsy and drunk so they wasn't feeling most of the cold but come on now! I gave mental passes to the men in kilts cuz that is an Irish thing and it was the St. Patty's day parade an all. I just know there are a lot of sore throat and coughing going on right about now.
I haven't even begun talking about the weekend but it's time to get dressed.
16 comments:
i have to run to work, but i will be by later
Pictures, woman where are the pictures! :o( You're killing me. I'm sure there were a bunch of half naked chicks there and we have zilch to show for it. Bad, Ladynay! Bad!
I wonder how good the surgery and makeup was if you could still tell that she is or was a he at one time.
You were one of the weekend drunks weren't you? You can admit it. Lush!
I like the new page :)
Glad you and Pooka had fun...it was cold like that here this weekend too.
About those women or should I said wanna be women on the bus...I have no clue why public transportation has gone up so much it costs me 2.10 to ride the bus home...I feel like calling in because of that LOL
WOW.... Lets just say, I was one of those flip flop, t-shirt wearing people in Nashville this weekend. I like to froze my toes off. Lets just say, I didnt check the forecast before I left.
Yea you gotta get deft with the camera phone and capture some of the hot mess for us all, lol
Hey see you put a Jamaica countdown! OH YEA!
MEL, you like? LOL *takes my bow*
Freaky, sorry no half naked chicks. There were a bunch in capris and regular length shorts. LOL
I could tell by the throat area and the manner in which he/she spoke.
Yeah I had about 6 beers, Pooka had 3 :-P
Honey, thanks! TWO TEN???? Back in my day the bus was $1.10! They done went up a dolla' :-(
DNT, tsk tsk tsk! I hope you drank some oj and some cold meds to help block you getting ill!
Pam, I'll get a camera phone once they are severely outdated know me :-P
Yep, I took your advice about the countdown! YAY!
Love the orange!
Crackhead month LOL I've seen plenty of those.
Don't you hate that seeing a he-she looking better than you. I saw oneday and started a conversation with her. I wanted to know what makeup she used. That heffa's face was flawless.
*cheese* thank you thank you...lol
I am trying to tell you Southern, she wasn't supposed to have a grill like that!!!!
I am soooooooooo glad you feel me! Most them jokers don't play. I wonder if they take it as a compliment if you acknowledge how good they looked not to be natural.
so since u didnt get to talk about hte weekend, that means you'll be posting again when you get to work. right? :-)
Yah know...I could be doing that right now as I am plinking around the net, LOL
I have the worst image in my head of a Crackhead mouth--I know exactly what you mean.
Tasha tasha tasha...it's a mess! Thanks for stopping by again, I feel special :-D
Maybe it's because i'm gay, but I can always tell that a man is a "female figure." It's not hard to tell.
Now the crackhead mouth would have made me stop breathing to see something like that.
I can't always tell but I don't think it's because I am st8.
You didn't want to see it boo...trust!
Why is it that the gay guys know everybody and their mommas!!
What is up with the crackhead mouth?!?!?!eeeewwwww
Girlllll I don't know, most are just real social I guess *shrug*
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