Monday, March 12, 2007

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

That's a great way to summarize my weekend. Pure, uninterrupted with mommy this or mommy that chit chat, long, relaxing rest. I loved it. Me and my bed got to hang out and get to know one another better. I did get out the bed long enough to go to the movies and to see my boy Rickey do his thing.

I went to see 300. My girl told me about how the cinematography was supposed to be so great and very different than the typical historical type movie...and in a way it was. It definitely didn't give me that high school history class movie feel. I actually laughed at a few parts and stayed awake during the entire thing, so yeah it wasn't the typical history flick for me. I might go see Mr. Jackson this coming weekend since it is looking like I will have another mostly child free weekend. Baby daddy is coming through to spend some time with the seed so while they are out doing the daddy/daughter thing. I am going to be doing the me thing! YAY! *insert happy dance here*

Rickey made me mad. I didn't see him after the show to get my autograph nor saw a booth where I could get me a cd or something! I mean dang! :-( The show itself was funny. Rickey had 2 comics and an MC before he came on. Surprisingly, the funniest person was the MC! I don't even know dudes name and I think he was from Atlanta but he was the funniest dude. The first dude came out and he got me to laugh a few good times, the second dude was dry till the very end. He did a TI impression and let me tell you...dude looked JUST LIKE TI!!! Rickey was like on 80% of his normal game. What surprised me the most was that Rickey curses...a lot! That took me off gaurd cuz most of his material on tv and the prank calls are clean. That took me for a loop at first! I didn't know he be cursing like that! LOL It was worth the money spent.

Now I need to address some things....

Ladies, I know big can be beautiful. I also know that there are some days you feel reaaaally sexy and beg for someone to tell you different so you can laugh in their face. Trust me, I am a big girl and I know how that is. However, coming out to a comedy show with clothes so tight all your rolls are defined or with clothes that expose your rolls is NOT sexy. Most of the outfits yall were rocking were nice but you know good and daggone well you needed a body shaper/girdle with it when you brought it last week!

Fellas, do we really need to break out the full suit to go to a comedy show? I mean I know you wanna look sharp, but it wasn't church or a wedding. Yall could have at least left the blazer at home. Relax.

Omega's, I know you are proud to be apart of a brotherhood and what not, but must you act a fool when your fellow brother Rickey makes Omega references and signs? Must you act like you're on the yard when the DJ plays atomic dog? I mean I love it when yall do your thing but you seem to forget that you're in a place that doesn't provide much room for you to be doing all that stuff. Make your way to the aisle or something.

Chick that sat next to me, I know that Rickey was funny. I also know that you came to the show alone. I even know that I give off a friendly vibe. But must you keep touching me every time he made you laugh hard? I am not a pillar to hold while you gain your composure. I mean the first 2 times I let it go, the other times where just annoying. Call it what you want but I was sorta hoping the Omega next to you would hit you while he was swinging his arms all wild trying to step.

Dude in front of me, the show don't start till 8:30, I am gonna need you to not be on the phone at 8:15 talking about how Rickey needs to hurry up then when he does hit the stage your black tail is on the phone for most the performance! UGH!

Ladies, shoes are super cute. I know it's a downfall for many women. But I am going to need for you to practice walking in those hills before the day you supposed to wear them. I saw one too many women st8 up struggling. They were looking great, but you can tell in their stride that 1)they had the shoes on too long and the toes were barking or 2) they don't know how to walk in hills period. That's why I had on what, flats, and still was looking quite nice.

Ladynay, Imma need you to stop reading so many blogs. I mean you can't even go out without a blogger coming to mind. Sitting around waiting for Rickey they are playing what sounds to be Frankie Beverly singing "southern girl" and who do you chuckle and think about? Darn shame woman! Can't even go out without having blog stuff on the mind!

22 comments:

LUVIN ME said...

I'm glad you posted the Comedy Show etiquette, or just the rules of going out period...I think one too many people have left the house without thinking.

Honey-Libra said...

LOL..those men in suits and you know Que's just can't help themselves haha.

I saw 300 as well it was really good I told my dad he should go see it..gotta love those men in that armour LOL

Ladynay said...

Luvin, I am not the one to say too much about going out etiquette since I don't go out much...but I do know somethings you just don't do! ROFL

Honey, The dawgs are a trip! Period. That movie was filled with some nice bodies...mmmmmm...oh the movie was good too! LOL I want me one of those shields, them things were crucial!

Pamalicious said...

I'm soo glad I'm not the only one that looks at life now through a bloggers eyes, lol

Gurll - everytime I go out, I just shake my head. THEY MAKE FOUNDATION! Now up to a 5X you can smooth some of that mess out. LOL LOL

Glad you had a good weekend. I wish I was getting related with my bed righttt now!

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

LOL @ your etiquette rules. Especially men throwing on the full suit. But nothing is worse than having a suit on in the club.

When you heard that song I was probably on my couch dozing off. I did nothing this weekend.

Ladynay said...

Pam, girl it's bad when something happens and it reminds you of someones post or the first thing you think when something happens it that you gotta blog about it! LOL Who says it's just the internet? LOL

LOL@foundation!

My bed told me that it wanted that extra hour it lost this weekend! :-P

Southern, at the club???? Man I KNOW they be HOT!!!

Sometimes those are the best weekends! Just be happy knowing someone thought about you this weekend :-D

TTD said...

glad u had a good weekend.. most comedians curse a lot.. i wonder what's up w/ that...

females & their shoes... i tell ya! lol

Ladynay said...

TTD, your right but I could have swore Mr. Smiley was a clean comic *shrug* oh well, that might just be for tv, LOL!

Women and their shoe...exactly! *sigh*

deepnthought said...

I am so glad you had a good time.
lol @ they know they needed a girdle or body shaper.... The last time I left out the house with lycra on these thighs I was 11.lol...

Ladynay said...

Me too! I need more weekends like that.

11? That's it? I was close to squeezing into one this weekend :-P

Freaky Deaky said...

What made out of lycra were you going to squeeze into?

300 was good. So far Frank Miller hasn't let Hollywood mess up any of his graphic novels yet.

I still don't see the purpose in fraternities or sororities. All of their members kind of come off as loud, annoying, and stupid to me but to each his/her own I guess.

You should've wore some five inch stilettos with that lycra outfit you were going to wear. Now that's hot!

Ladynay said...

Undergarments...

300 was indeed worth going to the movies to see.

My guess is to give a sense of belonging and a good reason to buy lots of stuff with certain colors on it! LOL

Yeah that's hot, on someone like Toni Braxton...ROFL I'll wear some 5 inch hills if you let me rest them on your shoulders....what? *cheese*

Newy said...

LOL @ your weekend and your rules. Hil-ar-ious

Freaky Deaky said...

You're so nasty you even make me feel uncomfortable. That's saying something. LOL

I'm still waiting for that $5 you said you were giving me after the last time I put in some under the desk work. Until I get my money, your legs stay on the floor. :oP

Ladynay said...

Newy, they not my rules, just my observations, LOL!

Freaky, I got you on a running tab, LOL! You can do your work with my legs on the floor. *batting eyes*

blkbutterfly said...

i can totally relate to the thinking of certain bloggers when i'm out. it always makes me chuckle because i've never even met those i think about. go figure...

i completely agree with the Ques comment. i once said if i ever ended up marrying a Que, God certainly does have a sense of humor. they're just too loud for me.

i should borrow your title to summarize my weekend. i'm said my 4 day weekend is over. :-(

TrinaBeingTrina said...

I just want you to know that after I read this blog I proceded to stand up and give you a standing ovation. *clap,clap,lap*
Someone needs to remind these people what go out attire should and should not consist of.
Thank you my sistah!!
hahaha

Ladynay said...

BB, same here. LOL I would marry a Que cuz they like to be collared *wink* Four day weekend? Must be nice! LOL I won't hate cuz mine is coming...

Trina, you are silly! ROFL

Brutha Code said...

Now you KNOW you love us Ques!! If we didn't tear the place up, what you have to talk about the next day?!?! And who would you dream about??? LOL

Ladynay said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Point taken! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"J" said...

LMAO at the Omegas. I'm glad u had fun. I been saying for years hat just cause they sell it at Ashley Stewart or Lane Bryant dont make it right. I mean some things aren't supposed to be in big girl sizes.

Ladynay said...

4real! I mean like I said, most the outfits were cute but they needed a size up or a shawl to cover stuff properly!