Happy birthday Mr. Jackson!!!!! I would jump out of a cake singing that like a bird song by Mariah with full Mariah gear on for you but I want you to live past today, ROFL! I hope your sober enough to read this. *wink*
I couldn't think of a title so what I have is just gonna have to work.
My daughter just pissed in my bed, I just changed the sheets yesterday. YAY!
If you buy a seedless watermelon and it has 2 seeds in it, can you take it back for false advertisement?
I can't cook grits w/out thinking of Al Green.
Chicken and grits? Yum! Oooh some grits cooked in chicken stock...lawdy!
Most people know more than they let on, I know I do.
Is R. Kelly still married?
I want my hair to lock up, like yesterday!
I need to take my own advice.
Here is your reminder to go up to the school to do that volunteer work you agreed to do. I wonder if I can log that in as hours for my class since I will be "observing" children moving? Hmmmmm
If I see that little girl who likes to remind me of my size, I may have to put my hands on her ummmmm nicely....yeah nice and stern....
You only live once so I gotta make the best of it.
Darn right Imma...go getterrrrr go getterrrrr go getterrrrrrrrr