Last night Snookums and I got into an...ummmmm adult conversation on the phone. It got to a point where I really wanted some ummmmm help. So I jumped up to find Puff and he wasn't where he was supposed to be!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I tried to do a quick look for it cuz I placed our call on hold to go get him and I really wanted to get back to the call ASAP. We finished our ummmm conversation without Puff. I really couldn't roll over and go to bed like I wanted knowing Puff was missing. Part of me wondered if (God forbid) Pooka found it and took it to her room, part of me wondered if I put it somewhere outside of its home and just forgot, part of me wondered if I may have accidentally thrown it away. Snookums thinks I am weird cuz I was concerned. LOL! Oh well! I spent good money on Puff and me and Puff have shared some beautiful moments together so I wasn't going to be able to truly chill out knowing he was lost! I got off the phone and instead of going to bed, I went on another look through my bedroom to find Puff. Fortunately, I found him very soon after my search started. He just fell out of his spot and into a box. Whew! I was so glad I found it that I called Snookums back just to tell him! I would have paid to see the look on his face!!!!! LOL
Some folks just don't understand. When you don't have live in or 24/7 access to some human mantool, you gotta make do with folks like Puff! So when the human AND the non human aren't around and you want something a bit more than your digits...THERE'S A PROBLEM!
I think I am going to pull a Mistress and have a drawer and pillow just for Puff. Yeah the others would get mad but they will be alright! LOL
That's all Imma say...
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I had a typo in the previous comment and it was irkin me, lol.
Where fore art thou Puff?! lol
You'll find him when you least expect it.
AR, I found him in a box. I just posted cuz I be darned if I was going without my first choice (Snookums) AND my second (Puff). Thank goodness I'll always have my third (fingers)! :-D
Okay. Well, I'm glad you found him, it, whatever. Heaven forbid you didn't and I come to your blog and see a missing poster for Puff or Puff on the back of a milk carton. What do you offer for a reward?
I think you should name one Freaky Deaky. That way my ears can burn every night with you screaming my name and choking back tears. What?
Oh yeah before I go, you so nasty! This post offended and traumatized my sweet and innocent sensibilities. I'm going to need you under that desk to make up for it. :oD
Freaky, if I hadn't found Puff and had the know how to put him on a poster or carton and to post it up, best believe I would have! May have got an amber alert taken out! LOL
Hmmmmmmm who says I don't already have something named Freaky Deaky? Huh? What? *evil smile*
Now what in the world would I do under a desk? The whole on my knees looking up thing don't give many options....*whistling while my eyes slowly scans the sky*
I know how to do that. Of course I wouldn't do it for Puff. That's just nasty. LOL
Because it would be truly evil not to notify me of that little tidbit. That's why.
I'm sure there's someone down there you can have a conversation with. ;o)
I've made a mental note of your computer skill :-)
Hmmmmmmmmm *thinking*
And you call me nasty! *smh*
Glad you found Puff girl! The special drawer and velvet bag might be a good idea. The last thing you need is Pooka getting ahold of that. That conversation couldn't be good.
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl I don't even want think about it. There are already items that she's come across (ex. trial sized flavored lubes) that won't click in her mind until she gets older as into what they are and used for!
ROFLMAO!! Girl how many times have I dodged my son findin my stuff too. I now have a specialty drawer for ALL my lil thing-a-ma-jigs. And don't we ALL have a lil nasty in us???
Good Post!!!!
What in the world are we gonna do Kassandra? LOL
There is a bit in all of us but some of us deny it more than others ;-P
this post had me cracking up. oh, the woes of not having living in. i don't have a Puff, but only b/c i'm super paranoid someone may run across it. i'm probably being irrational. also, the one i wanted was like $60 or so.
anyway, i'm glad you found him so the two of you can enjoy many more beautiful moments!
Yeah chick, them things aren't the cheapest so I feel you!
I think every woman should have one.
Puff does what he was paid to do LOL
Amen, and I get NO lip about it at all! ROFL
I am not mad at you sistah! I actually applaud your efforts
wanna keep ya thingys safe...get u a brinks security box. I aint lyin, its cheap and secure. I use to keep a nice collection. I left the purple monster on the bed one day and realized the kids got home before me...MANNNNN i raced home just in time to get it and stash it someplace lol
LMBAO at an amber alert for puff. I can't breeve now lol
Anon, Thanks!
J, I have one of those safes but I use it for important stuff like medicals records.
Well, well! Puff! LOL We got too many to name and too many for a velvet bag and a pillow. We dont have a brinks security box either. Instead, we have a black piece of luggage... like a carryon! And yes, I will take that flight any day! Great post! Always learning something new! LOL :)
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