Thursday, September 16, 2010
*sigh* big girl to big girl....
Dear confident big girl:
I love that you are feeling sexy and bold enough to make a video of yourself showing how you feel inside. I am not sure if your intentions were to be on You Tube or on my friends facebook page, but you are and I feel compelled to talk to you. Big girl to big girl.
1. If you are going to film or take pics that you wouldn't want your boss to see...leave your face out of it. Shoot, even if you gotta an SO and you sending them a lil something something still leave your face out or blocked. Relationships end and people will do things to embarrass you when they mad at you.
2. If you're going to to the sexy underwear thing. Make sure everything matches. Even if you couldn't find a set that fit right (Ashley Stewart and Catherine's will hook you up), put something together that at least looks like it could be a set. At the very least you could have had the bra and panties matching!
3. If you are going to record yourself. Have your hair right. It don't have to be a fancy style. Your hair is short enough to grab a hand full of brown gel, slick it all back, and be decent for your video. That attempt at a ponytail was sad luv. This is especially important if you were doing this for a boo. People (esp. men) are very visual creatures and if the purpose was to entice you have to have your visual display on point. Top to bottom.
4. If you was just bored and wanted to see what you looked like dancing that's cool. But next time after you tape it. Watch it. Then erase it. If you don't, you could end up on You Tube!
I am not hating on you sister. I know how it gets sometimes. Really I do. It's just that as big girls we have to flaunt our sexy a little bit different than our smaller framed sisters. Now send me your email address so I can send you some Ashley Stewart coupons.
Your sister in buffet line,