Todays post will probably deter you from ever wanting to come to see me, but it's not like you was going to anyways so whatever! LOL
I met Tyrone last night. He was sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor when I walked in to grab a drink of water before bed. His many legs and tad bit of width to him made him more than just a grab a shoe and smash type. When it comes to bugs, I am the standard female. I don't like 'em! But I got to kill them because it's just me here to do it! I can kill ants and daddy long legs with a shoe, which means getting up on the bug, but anything thicker than a daddy long legs gets sprayed! Just like Tyrone was going to!
Luckily but unluckily I only have to deal with ants and spiders at my place. The ants only really come out to play in the summer time, thank goodness! This one time I did see this huge centipede looking thing in my house and it's scared me so bad I think I sprayed it for 2 complete minutes! LOL But that's about it for insect life around my complex.
So anyways, I walk up on Tyrone and he just stood still seemingly looking at me. I grabbed the handy dandy spray and spray him. Of course he gets to running but he was in the middle of the kitchen so there was no place for him to go. I coated him with spray and stood back to watch him die. I hate to admit it, but I like watching bugs die after I spray 'em. I can't explain it. It's like I am carrying out the law or something. See when I am outside, I try not to mess with the insects unless they messing with me or my stuff, but when an insect is in immediate range of any entrance to my place, or actually in my place, that is a death sentence buddy! So sentencing was carried out on Tyrone. He twitched and spasmed for a bit then was still. I went to get the broom to throw him out and when I came back, this joker was on the move! A slow move but trying to walk none the less! So I hit him again with the spray. He seizured some more and went cold again....so I thought. As he layed on his back, his legs would draw in and out. When a spider dies they draw their legs in. So everytime he would flex a few legs I was astonished! This was a daggone soldier spider! That's why I named it!
I watched for a good 30 seconds to see if he would just die already, but Tyrone wasn't going out like that! I mean typical spiders get sprayed and less than a minute later their in insectopia! But not Tyrone! We was going on 5 minutes! So I get tired of watching Tyrone and decided to help him out by smothering him with spray FOR THE 3RD TIME. I should've just took a shoe and called it a night, but I couldn't for some reason. I cut the light out and left Tyrone to die, I'd just throw him out in the morning. I must admit, the way Tyrone was fighting death, I thought I'd wake up this morning and he was gonna be right beside me on my pillow! LOL
Tyrone did finally make it to insectopia some time last night, he was all curled up in the spot I left him in. I hope if I die by the hands of someone else (which I probably won't cuz I have an idea of how I am dying) that it's quick and painless or like Tyrone, fighting till the end so my killer will have to work to take me out. Like that Brazilian woman who got shot 6 times in the head by her exhubby and lived! She wasn't going out like that! Now ole boy's on the run!
Now who says there is nothing to blog about? ROFL!