Wednesday, December 20, 2006

2 days

Still wondering about this from my last post....

I heard a radio personality say that men fake orgasms. Is that true? If your a man have you? If you have what were the circumstances? If your a woman, do you think a man has faked with you before?

One time I did think a dude faked one with me to the point I checked the rubber. The rubber was used so I believed dude. If anyone has faked with me they got over on me cuz I couldn't tell. LOL!

I normally don't ask questions on my blog, but I am curious....

Now onto today!

I have tonite and tomorrow night to find someone son to rape. See my mojo has been on vacation for a minute and Kuntry brought it back last night. Yeah see I got to thinking about how I may have came off during our 1st convo so I called him back. Long story short the convo ended happily, LOL! So anyways now that my mojo is back it's with a vengeance so my friend "Puff" can't tame the fire. There is NOTHING like the real thing! :-( But there's a catch. I am sorta picky with it. I don't want some new random dude and I don't want some of the folks from my past. So out of the few I have/had a taste for (mainly Kuntry and his thug luv), some got checked off the list for various reasons...

No car...
Has a girl *yeah my question had purposes, don't hit yourself, just enjoy ur 3some*
Works nights....
Must host...
Lives out of town *I think I scared one and the other 2 didn't pick up the phone*

Speaking of phones and sex, why are some people better at phone sex than others? Personally to be honest I don't like to visit Master Bate, but sometimes a want is a want and you gotta take matters into your own hands. I feel the same way about phone sex. It's not at the top of my list, but with the right people it's all good. So of course with my luck my top "phone dyck" didn't call me back till the deed was done! :-(

Everything happens for a reason. *sigh*

I am going home Friday night/Saturday morning and there are choices from way back when, but I don't want them!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I got 2 more days to figure something out! Operation rape-a-son is in effect!

*insert Mission Impossible music here*

24 comments:

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

LOL..."Operation rape-a-son is in effect!"...okay now that's pure comedy....YES...men fake it sometimes...i faked it with a chick who dared me i wouldn't "fold" her in some bushes...in monkeytown (Montgomery, alabama)...it was around 8pm...some cars probably saw it but i faked it because she wasn't good...it' was like a dam sex doll...she had no emotion...i was like..."let me find a way to get outta this"..."uuhhhooh"..sex faces from scarfaces...lol..

Ladynay said...

I am so amazed that every dude that has answered this so far has faked it at least once! It just boggles my mind! LOL

How you know bout sex dolls Sar? Hmmmmmmmmmmm just picking. When you puttin in work and the other party ain't with it that does damper things.

I am glad I asked cuz I didn't think so many men faked it.

Pamalicious said...

With the usage of a condom - do you really know if he came or not. You are not feeling any fluids. I think that sometimes say a man is doing you because you wanted it and he might be too tired to really get into it. A few strong thrust and an AHHH and you think he came, lol

I've heard of it before. TMI - I remember a dude I dated would never go down or orgasm. I mean NEVER. He could go for hours. Then I got kinda scared because he was very buff and I was like that's steroids or something. Also it became mechanical. I could have gotten up and got me a drink and came back and just jumped back into the bed like double dutch and he wouldn't notice. So then I started faking to get that negro OFF OF ME!!

LOL LOL

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

I've never known a man to fake it. I'm going to ask around b/c this is surprising to me.

Hope you find someone's son to get your groove on with!

jameil1922 said...

not Operation rape-a-son!! wow! you are nutty.

er um. i don't understand ANYONE faking. let alone a man. that is foolishness. if it ain't good, then it ain't good. and faking is not a help to future generations, those who come behind you, etc. that is foolishness. PEOPLE!! QUIT FAKIN!!

nikki said...

i do not do the phone sex thing. i used to back in the day, but now i just get mad. i want real dick, not talked about dick. LOL

i didn't know you were still talking to kuntry. i thought you two had cut it out. thug love? you gotta explain what that means. i mean, does he rub a crack vial on you or something? LOL

Ladynay said...

ROFLMBAO! Pam...Not go get a drink, come back and he not notice! hahahahaha I could use dude on some nights tho'. I ain't gonna lie!

Southern, I never even considered that concept till dude on the radio said it! LOL So I am with you and that's why I am asking! It's something ain't it?

Jamiel, and you call me nutty? LOL It seems that many people do it to save folks feelings and pride *shrug*

Ladynay said...

Nikki, Kuntry called me out the blue 2 days ago. We hadn't spoken since we parted ways.

I prefer the real thing also. There is nothing like it.

To me Thug luvin' is that rough smack talkin' sex, usually has lots of cursing involved! LOL

Honey-Libra said...

LOL Rape a son...girl you are crazy..but I def feel ya sometimes I be like dang who can I get it from and you just don't want it from ANYONE so you gotta think of someone good..good enough to drive over there if you have to or good enough for them to know where you live...good enough to make you want to wear matching bra and panties or perhaps a trench coat and nothing else LOL..ok let me stop I'm gettin carried away back to you...I hope you find someone soon or Puff will be calling for help cause he's been "overworked" LOL

I don't think I've ever had a man fake it..but I have and if he did fake then he was doing a dang on good job

Ladynay said...

EXACTLY!!!!! On alladat! :-D

Freaky Deaky said...

Operation rape-a-son? Hmmm, sounds kind of fun. Um, I mean you so nasty! [Makes sure to "accidentally" drop my key in front of Ladynay.] I would be so terrified if I woke up with some scantily clad, armed woman, demanding to be serviced. I don't know what I'd do. ;o)

Sometimes the sex isn't all that stimulating or you just want it over and done with so you pretty much get loud, grunt, act like you're having some kind of seizure, go stiff as cardboard, and say you're exhausted. LOL! At least that's what I heard. Yeah, I heard it.

Ladynay said...

Yeah, I am sure many men wouldn't know what to do *eyeroll* LOL

Same reasons a woman would fake one (or a few). It's just I never thought about men doing that, it's still weird to me.

TTD said...

lmao @ Operation rape-a-son.. good luck on ur mission..

i dont think it's possible for a dude to fake and you not know... not unless you cant feel dude.. u can feel when a man climaxes...

Ladynay said...

Thank you TTD, I am working on it as I type! LOL

Between the rubber and the other stuff that may be going on it's possible not to actually feel him bust or have an O.

blkbutterfly said...

to bust or not to bust? that is the question... LOL! for some reason the whole topic tickles me. but, yeah, when you think about it, why wouldn't men fake one if women do as well? the sex isn't always good to them either. Pam is right--- a good strong thrust combined with *that noise* we all know, and we think they've gotten theirs. how mistaken we've been!

good luck with Operation Rape-A-Son!

Ladynay said...

ROFL! Right! I just never thought about the possibility of men faking it b4! It does make sense.

The mission is coming along okay, haven't narrowed down a target yet to blow up! LOL

Honey-Libra said...

BLOW UP?!! LOL girl I promise you are insane LOL

Ladynay said...

It's not me, it's the mojo! I swear! LOL

Lady J said...

Yaaaaay! Mojo back. Did it enjoy its vacation?
Sounds like you need to rape a couple of sons have fun.

Ladynay said...

Boooooooooooo mojo's back! It's only YAY when I can definitely do something about it! hahahahaha It needs to go back on vacation!

I raped a couple of sons in my dream last night...mmmmmm but in reality I just need one good sturdy son! *wink*

deepnthought said...

ooooooooookay.

thats all i can say

Ladynay said...

No it's not, but I won't pick at you! LOL

The Mistress said...

Whooo, I'm like the queen of phone sex. Seriously. I have that more than REAL SEX now that I'm so far away from my main "dick-source"...

I've heard of men faking orgasms before...I think it's hilarious. Don't they usually cum at the drop of a hat anyway? Why the need to fake it?

That confuses me.

Ladynay said...

I wish I was better at phone sex sometimes. The person that I like to do it with takes alot of the control and he likes it, but sometimes I wanna control and I suck at it over the phone! LOL

The whole men faking o's is just so interesting to me!