Monday, October 18, 2010

Dear Cleaning Guy,

Sorry I haven't used the trash bin in my office today, but thanks for checking. As you walked away I got a whiff of you. Smells like you just left your girl's house. I hope it was good. I'm not mad at you. I don't blame her for wanting some short, dark, shiny bald chocolate before you had to come in. That's what's up. I couldn't tell you to your face that your smell entertained me well after you walked out, so I put it out there the only other way I knew how.

See you the next time I come in,
Ladynay

9 comments:

Jameil said...

Lol. You are such a mess!

Freaky Deaky said...

So are you saying he had that new baby smell or he smelled like cheap body spray? Just wondering.

Ladynay said...

Jameil, what? Nothing but the truth. :-)

Freaky, neither. He smelled like he had sex, threw on his clothes, and came to work. Or maybe he got a quickie with his clothes on. *shrug* LOL!

GorgeousPuddin said...

And to that I say EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! He could've at least washed it DANG!

Monique said...

Wow. So he didn't even bother to ride with the windows down to air himself off huh? LOL I guess he said he wanted her scent on him all day.

AR Gal said...

He could have at least rubbed himself down with some germ-x. LOL

Freaky Deaky said...

New baby smell is pretty much cooch. So I was right. :oD

Thoughtsofsoutherngal said...

Smelling like budussy is not that business.

The Goddess said...

Ewww, he's just plain ol nasty. And you're a riot!!!!