My annual physical is this morning. It kinda sucks. I already know what's gonna happen and what they are going to say.
I know I gained weight
I know I need to lose
I know my blood pressure is darn near textbook
I know losing at least 10% of my body weight would make a big difference
I know to undress and put that paper gown on
I know to lay on the table
I know to put my feet in the stirrups
I know to relax and breath when you bout to do your thing
I know that one yall like to use first ain't gonna cut it so why you act like you know better than me? I mean, I have been to EVERY last physical I have ever had and I know what works and it's not that one!
I know I have a balance, Imma take care of that. You lucky I just got paid.
so forth and so on.
On a different note, I am racist. Yesterday out slight irritableness and boredom I put out another online personal ad. I was irritated because when I called Mr. T-lo he was acting like I was bothering him by my call, even tho' the first thing I asked him was if he was busy and his response was no. This doesn't make the first or second time this has happened or why I am ill. I am irritated because he went on this long spill about how I don't seem to care about him and our friendship and that I never call him blazah blah which kinda hurt my feelings. So I started to change up and contact him more often. So now it's like I am bothering him by getting in contact with him! But he is the one that said I didn't do it enough! I CAN'T WIN!
So anyways I threw an ad up and before I changed my mind and took it down, 2 people had responded to it. One was a new dude, but guess who the other dude was.....BOSSMAN!!! Yep Model's husband! I laughed so daggone hard my coworker came to check on me! ROFL! Since when has he liked big women??? Times must be getting hard cuz he has always been about the skinny minnies! The only thing he lied about was the age of his child. I never responded back to his reply to my ad even tho' part of me wanted to mess with his head alittle bit. Ole nasty self! LOL!
I did respond to the new dude w/the blurry picture. We sent emails back and forth and I can tell he is not very computer friendly so I asked if it would be easier to communicate by phone. We exchange numbers and when he called he later yesterday evening he got my voice mail. When I checked my messages I heard a very deep accent and I was turned off. That's when it hit me that I was a tad racist. I sat myself down and had to reevaluate myself. My "brothers" back home are Nigerian and they have an accent. One of my long term crushes (the one who separated from his wife not too long ago) has an accent so thick I have to ask him to repeat himself sometimes, 'pecially when he is taking fast. Shoot, even T-lo and Kuntry have thick accents even tho' theirs are southern and american. So why did he lose points as soon as I heard he wasn't from here? I still can't place the accent yet.
I told myself I would call him back after I got Pooka down because when you first start talking to people the first few convo's tend to be long. I ended up falling asleep myself and didn't wake up till after 1am. I am not sure if he appreciates calls that late so I didn't call. I will later today.
Well time to go wash the cooch extra good so the good folks with the letters behind their name can have an extra clean pathway to my cervix! LOL
*sidenote* why do we do a little extra something something when we know somebody is gonna be down that way? I mean we wash everyday, most of us anyways, so there is really no need to wash our stuff x+1 or 2 times when we normally wash it x times, but we do it anyways......